I'll Kill Her

This is not relevant to my life like the other songs are at the time they're posted. This song is just great for a laugh. Her accent & the way she sings this song is just brilliant.

So, of course, you were supposed to call me tonight
You were supposed to call me tonight
We would have gone to the cinema
And, after, to the restaurant, the one you like in your street

We would have slept together, have a nice breakfast together
And then a walk in a park together, how beautiful is there!
You would have said "I love you" in the cutest place on earth
Where some lullabies are dancing with the fairies

I would have waited like a week or two
But you never tried to reach me
No, you never called me back
You were dating that bleach-blonde girl
If I find her, I swear, I swear...

I'll kill her, I'll kill her
She stole my future, she broke my dream
I'll kill her, I'll kill her
She stole my future when she took you away

I would have met your friends, we would have had a drink or two
They would have liked me, 'cause sometimes i'm funny
I would have met your dad, I would have met your mum
She would have said "please, can you make some beautiful babies?"

So we would have had a boy called Tom and a girl called Susan, born in Japan

i saw it was a love story, but you don't want to get involved
I saw it was a love story, but you're not ready for that ...

Me neither. I'll kill her
She stole my future, she broke my dream
I'll kill her, I'll kill her
She stole my future when she took you away

She's a bitch you know, all she's got is blondeness
Not even tenderness, yeah, she's cleverless
She'll dump your arse for a model called Brendan
He will pay for beautiful surgery 'cause he's full of money

I would have waited like a week or two
But you never tried to reach me
No, you never called me back
You were dating that bleach-blonde girl
If I find her, I swear, you know, I swear, I swear ...

I'll kill her, I'll kill her
She stole my future, she broke my dream
I'll kill her, I'll kill her
She stole my future when she took you away
I'll kill her, I'll kill her
She stole my future, she broke my dream
I'll kill her, I'll kill her
She stole my future when she took you away

Man, I told you, you know, if I find her,
I really, I, I mean, I'll kill her, for real!
It's like for sure, you have to know, uh,
I mean, you know, I can do it, man,
I'll kill her.

Soko