I'm Unfamiliar With That Game
Preschool boy: Can I play with you?
Preschool girl: Come near me and I'll stab you.
Playground
New South Wales
Australia
Overheard by: Courtney
Overheard Everywhere, Dec 15, 2008
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She has:
Twenty-some years, an exclaiming heart, a dusty little car, a pen in her hand, one mother dearest, one padre + one big little brother. She lives in the most isolated capital city in the world.
IRL:
She comes with sound effects, a silly grin and smiling eyes.
Online:
She's a questioning, expressive, fickle mix of a young lady.
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Twenty-some years, an exclaiming heart, a dusty little car, a pen in her hand, one mother dearest, one padre + one big little brother. She lives in the most isolated capital city in the world.
IRL:
She comes with sound effects, a silly grin and smiling eyes.
Online:
She's a questioning, expressive, fickle mix of a young lady.
By:
Cuileann + Bambola
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4 comments:
oh dear! this reminded me of when I was a teacher's assistant for 3rd grade, I walked in and the teacher asked "what's a corn-dog?" I looked at her with disbelief. I thought " your a teacher! they serve corn-dogs at least once a week, its a hot-dog with fried batter come on" then one of the kids stood up and began to explain, " its where you knee them in the butt" O. O what????? If it wasn't for the "seriousness" the teacher was trying to portray to them I would have died laughing. One of the little girls had "corn-dogged" a little boy *laugh* learn something every day!
That is TOO funny. Yesterday I heard a guy say "and then John Deere had an orgasm..." while he walked past! :| OK!
Kids say the weirdest things. Sometimes when I go into Kaidin's class to do reading i feel like I should carry a secret tape recorder around.
He has his best material in the bath though, as you've already seen.
The sad part is, the little girl in this quote was probably deadly serious. So much violence in schools now :(
OMG, that's funny, scary, and a bit sad all in one.
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